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Jaimie ALexander

We take a look at who were the most popular stars online this week.

  1. Jaimie Alexander
  2. Tom Hardy
  3. Jaclyn Swedberg
  4. Alexandra Daddario
  5. Johnny Depp
  6. Britt Robertson
  7. Morena Baccarin
  8. Skyler Samuels
  9. Emilia Clarke
  10. Ashley Johnson
  11. Maggie Grace
  12. Dylan O’Brien
  13. Danielle Panabaker
  14. Alexa PenaVega
  15. Billie Piper
  16. Chloe Grace Moretz
  17. Emma Roberts
  18. Hailee Steinfeld
  19. Rebecca Ferguson
  20. Lily James
  21. Leonardo DiCaprio
  22. Kaya Scodelario
  23. Kate Mara
  24. Abigail Breslin
  25. Emily Blunt

Tom Hardy

We take a look at who were the most popular stars online this week.

  1. Tom Hardy
  2. Jaclyn Swedberg
  3. Alexandra Daddario
  4. Johnny Depp
  5. Alexa PenaVega
  6. Chloe Grace Moretz
  7. Chelsea Kane
  8. Rami Malek
  9. Brie Larson
  10. Jamie Alexander
  11. Emily Blunt
  12. Alicia Vikander
  13. Wagner Moura
  14. Kate Mara
  15. Amber Heard
  16. Elizabeth Olsen
  17. Shailene Woodley
  18. Emilia Clarke
  19. Scarlett Johansson
  20. Rachel McAdams
  21. Emmy Rossum
  22. Margot Robbie
  23. Dylan O’Brien
  24. Dakota Johnson
  25. Jake Gyllenhaal

Tom Hardy

We take a look at who were the most popular stars online this week.

  1. Tom Hardy
  2. Jaclyn Swedberg
  3. Alexandra Daddario
  4. Johnny Depp
  5. Alicia Vikander
  6. Rami Malek
  7. Chloe Grace Moretz
  8. Wagner Moura
  9. Amber Heard
  10. Rebecca Ferguson
  11. Betsy Russell
  12. Rachel McAdams
  13. Margot Robbie
  14. Shannon Elizabeth
  15. Jake Gyllenhaal
  16. Hailee Steinfeld
  17. Leonardo DiCaprio
  18. Rose McGowan
  19. Blake Lively
  20. Shailene Woodley
  21. Alexa penaVega
  22. Emilia Clarke
  23. Elizabeth Olsen
  24. Emily Blunt
  25. Evan Rachel Wood

Wes Craven

We take a look at who were the most popular stars online this week.

  1. Wes Craven
  2. Jaclyn Swedberg
  3. Tom Hardy
  4. Alexandra Daddario
  5. Alicia Vikander
  6. Rami Malek
  7. Wagner Moura
  8. Alycia Debnam-Carey
  9. Rebecca Ferguson
  10. Frank Dillane
  11. Chloe grace Moretz
  12. Margot Robbie
  13. Rachel McAdams
  14. Salma Hayek
  15. Hayden Panettiere
  16. Scott Eastwood
  17. Boyd Holbrook
  18. Alexa PenaVega
  19. Emily Ratajkowski
  20. Johnny Depp
  21. Kim Dickens
  22. Peggy Lipton
  23. Emilia Clarke
  24. Jake Gyllenhaal
  25. Shailene Woodley

Jaclyn Swedberg

We take a look at who were the most popular stars online this week.

  1. Jaclyn Swedberg
  2. Rebecca Ferguson
  3. Tom Hardy
  4. Alexa PenaVega
  5. Alycia Debnam-Carey
  6. Alexandra Daddario
  7. Alicia Vikander
  8. Frank Dillane
  9. Armie Hammer
  10. Kim Dickens
  11. Chloe Grace Moretz
  12. Blake Lively
  13. Margot Robbie
  14. Rami Malek
  15. Henry Cavill
  16. Shailene Woodley
  17. Rachel McAdams
  18. Emilia Clarke
  19. Emily Ratajkowski
  20. Carla Gugino
  21. Alison Brie
  22. Jennifer Lawrence
  23. Scarlatt Johansson
  24. Mercedes Mason
  25. Johnny Depp

Machete Kills

Summary: Recruited by the President of the United States, Machete is given a mission that would be impossible for any mortal man. He must take down an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet. With a bounty on his head, Machete breaks all the rules as he is hunted at every turn by an all-star cast of deadly assassins.

Year: 2013

Australian Cinema Release Date: 3rd October, 2013

Australian DVD Release Date: 12th March, 2013

Country: Russia, USA

Director: Robert Rodriguez

Screenwriter: Kyle Ward, Robert Rodriguez (story), Marcel Rodriguez (story)

Cast: Jessica Alba (Sartana), Edgar Arreola (Esteban), Electra Avellan (Nurse Mona), Elise Avellan (Nurse Lisa), Antonio Banderas (La Camalean 4), Demian Bichir (Mendez), Billy Blair (Billy Blair), Pablo Bracho (Bartender Carlos), Jason Christopher (Lieutenant Brass), Samuel Davis (Clebourne), Pablo Esparza (Grasa), Heaven Elizabeth Fearn (Miss Amarillo), Mel Gibson (Voz), Walton Goggins (La Camalean 1), Cuba Gooding Jnr (La Camalean 2), Amber Heard (Miss San Antonio), David C. Heard (Doctor Villachez),  Sophia Hoang (Miss Houston), Vanessa Hudgens (Cereza), Lady Gaga (La Camalean), Elle LaMont (Dollface), Marci Madison (Nurse Fine), Elon Musk (himself), Julio Oscar Mechoso (Chepo), Alexa PenaVega (Killjoy), Eduardo Renteria (Doctor Goodbar), Emmy Robbin (Pris), Michelle Rodriguez (Luz), Felix Sabates (Doc Felix), Tom Savini (Osiris Amanapur), Charlie Sheen (Mr. President), Bobby Tamayo (Stuttering Tito), Danny Trejo (Machete), Sofia Vergara (Desdemona), Mark Zaror (Zaror)

Runtime: 107 mins

Classification:MA15+

OUR MACHETE KILLS REVIEWS & RATINGS:

David Griffiths:

It’s funny how some people expect that every single film they see be of a high artistic quality. Whatever happened to the notion of just watching a film for fun? Or simply watching a film just for its entertainment value? Take Machete Kills for example, it’s not exactly high art but it is the kind of film that is fun to watch and reminds you that there still are directors out there, in this case the great Robert Rodriguez, who are not afraid to simply make a film for entertainment value.

Machete Kills follows on from the events of 2010’s Machete and begins with the hardened hero Machete (Danny Trejo) facing his worst nightmare when he watches as his latest love-of-his-life, Sartana (Jessica Alba) is murdered during what they believe is a routine border raid.

In the wake of her death Machete is called upon by President Rathcock (Charlie Sheen) to hunt down a known criminal, Mendez (Demian Bichir), who has threatened the security of the U.S.A. with a bomb. The case soon steps up to a whole new level however when Machete learns that the orders given to him by the very sexy Miss San Antonio (Amber Heard) don’t even begin to scratch the surface of the a case that soon also involves the evil Voz (Mel Gibson). Then there are of course the ever-growing list of people who want Machete dead, which includes Desdemona (Sofia Vergara) and La Camaleon (Lady Gaga).

Machete Kills is not a film that should be written off too quickly. Even the most uneducated film fan must be able to see that with the Machete franchise Robert Rodriguez is trying to bring fun back into the cinema. This time around there isn’t even the hint of seriousness in the film. What with celebrity train-wreck Charlie Sheen playing the president and Sofia Vergara playing a character with a machine-gun Madonna-inspired bra the fact that this is supposed to be a fun film.

To Rodriguez’s credit though his mission to recapture the old B-Grade action film and bring in a little fun doesn’t seem to do anything to harm the suspense of the film. Machete is a likable character so it isn’t hard for the script to make the audience not want anything to happen to him. The fact that he loses Sartana early on the film seems to make him even more vulnerable.

As the film goes on it becomes obvious that Rodriguez is really trying to see just how far he can stretch the imagination of the audience, which will be important seeing it seems likely that Machete 3 will be set in space, although you can’t help but think under all the ludricious fight scenes and far-stretched scenarios is still a strong message about the way the world treats its refugees.

As was the case with the first Machete film Machete Kills works well because of it’s amazing cast. Once again Danny Trejo leads the way playing the tough Machete brilliantly well, while he is well supported by a plevvy of beauties including Amber Heard, Lady Gaga and Sofia Vergara all of which who seem to be having a ball in their roles.

By far though the two standouts amongst the cast of Machete Kills are Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson. Rightfully no director should touch these two, they should be considered box office poison. But here the two seem to relish their roles. Sheen seems to turn the clock back to Hot Shots with his smooth portrayal of a U.S. President while Mel Gibson seems to really enjoy becoming evil incarnate as he portrays an evil dictator.

If you’re looking for a fun action film that doesn’t demand too much of its audience than Machete Kills is a film that you must check out. Suspense and laughs go hand-in-hand with a film that will certainly guarantee that this franchise becomes a cult favourite in the years to come.

Stars(3)

Average Subculture Rating (out of 5): Stars(3)

IMDB Rating:  Machete Kills (2013) on IMDb

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