Monthly Archives: February 2011

WORST PICTURE: The Last Airbender

WORST ACTOR: Ashton Kutcher (Valentine’s Day/Killers)

WORST ACTRESS:  Sarah Jessica Parker/Kim Cattrall/Kristen Davis/Cynthia Nixon (Sex & The City 2)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Jackson Rathbone (The Last Airbender/The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Jessica Alba (The Killer Inside Me/Little Fockers/Valentine’s Day/Machete)

WORST EYE-GOUGING MIS-USE OF 3D: The Last Airbender

WORST DIRECTOR:  M. Night Shyamalan (The Last Airbender)

WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL: Sex & The City 2

WORST SCREEN COUPLE/SCREEN ENSEMBLE: Sex & The City 2

WORST SCREENPLAY:  The Last Airbender

WORST PICTURE: The Bounty Hunter, The Last Airbender, Sex & The City 2, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Vampires Suck

WORST ACTOR: Jack Black (Gulliver’s Travels), Gerard Butler (The Bounty Hunter), Ashton Kutcher (Valentine’s Day/Killers), Taylor Lautner (Valentine’s Day/The Twilight Saga: Eclipse), Robert Pattinson (Remember Me/The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)

WORST ACTRESS:  Jennifer Aniston (The Bounty Hunter/The Switch), Miley Cyrus (The Last Song), Sarah Jessica Parker/Kim Cattrall/Kristen Davis/Cynthia Nixon (Sex & The City 2), Megan Fox (Jonah Hex), Kristen Stewart (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Billy Ray Cyrus (The Spy Next Door), George Lopez (Marmaduke/The Spy Next Door/Valentine’s Day), Dev Patel (The Last Airbender), Jackson Rathbone (The Last Airbender/The Twilight Saga: Eclipse), Rob Schneider (Grown Ups)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Jessica Alba (The Killer Inside Me/Little Fockers/Valentine’s Day/Machete), Cher (Burlesque), Liza Minnelli (Sex & The City 2), Nicola Peltz (The Last Airbender), Barbra Streisand (Little Fockers)

WORST EYE-GOUGING MIS-USE OF 3D: Cats & Dogs 2: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore, Clash Of The Titans, The Last Airbender, Nutcracker 3D, Saw 3D

WORST DIRECTOR:  Jason Friedberg/Aaron Seltzer (Vampires Suck), Michael Patrick King (Sex & The City 2), M. Night Shyamalan (The Last Airbender), David Slade (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse), Sylvester Stallone (The Expendables)

WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL: Clash Of The Titans, The Last Airbender, Sex & The City 2, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Vampires Suck

WORST SCREEN COUPLE/SCREEN ENSEMBLE: Jennifer Aniston/Gerard Butler (The Bounty Hunter), Josh Brolin/Megan Fox (Jonah Hex), The Last Airbender, Sex & The City 2, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

WORST SCREENPLAY:  The Last Airbender, Little Fockers, Sex & The City 2, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Vampire’s Suck

The Streets - Computer And Blues

Year: 2011

Label: Atlantic

Track Listing:
1. Outside Inside

2. Going Through Hell (feat Robert Harvey from The Music)

3. Roof Of You Car

4. Puzzled By People

5. Without Thinking (feat Sharlene Hector)

6. Blip On A Screen

7. Those You Don’t Know

8. Soldiers (feat Robert Harvey from The Music)

9. We Can Never Be Friends (feat Robert Harvey from The Music)

10. ABC

11. OMG (feat Laura Vane)

12. Trying To Kill M.E. (feat Laura Vane)

13. Trust me

14. Lock The Locks (feat Clare Maguire)

Subculture Media Reviews:

(originally published on Suite 101)

Well they always say if you are going to finish up then go out with a bang. That is something that British rap project The Streets have taken to heart. Those that find Mike Skinner’s unique voice similar to fingernails on a chalkboard will be overjoyed at the news that Computers And Blues is The Streets’ final album. Others will be shattered but they can rest easy in the knowledge that this album is clearly the finest that The Streets have ever produced. It is truly amazing.

“Outside Inside” shows listeners exactly what they can expect to hear on Computers And Blues. It is computerized within an inch of its life, but its great electronic sound is a great intro into “Going Through Hell” (which features Robert Harvey (from The Music… not the St Kilda football legend)). This radio single is a stunning track that makes you realise just how good The Streets can sound when they are in full flight.

The great songs just keep coming on Computers And Blues with “Roof Of The Car” revealing itself to be a great ‘date’ track while the catchy melody of “Puzzled By People” means you’ll be singing along to it in no time. “Without Thinking” follows suite and seems to be inspired by the Boogie Pimps… the track is made even better by some catchy vocals by Sharlene Hector.

Skinner gets emotional with “Blip On The Screen” a song that all the caring Dad’s out there will easily to relate to (and by the way how great is Skinner’s emotional song-writing on this track?) while “Those That Don’t Know” is a short piece of honey.

Then comes the absolute masterpiece, “Soldiers”… a track so good it can only be described as one of the songs of the year… not surprisingly Harvey played a hand in it, as he also does for the extremely poetic “We Can Never Be Friends”… another heartfelt classic.

Some obvious album filler, “ABC” puts a slight halt to the album but everything moves back into gear when Laura Vine steps up to the mic with “OMG”… which is a heap better than Usher’s lame effort with the same name. Vince then sticks around for “Trying To Kill Me” a track that would have also been perfect for Lily Allen. Skinner once again shows his talent as an emotional songwriter with “Trust Me” while he teams up with Claire Maguire for “Lock The Locks” which ironically is a song about Skinner handing in his notice… some great planning sees this close the album.

And there it is The Streets close their career with Computers And Blues… an album so great that it seems a shame that it is the end for a duo that have truly changed the face of the British rap scene.

Subculture Media Review #2:

originally published in Buzz Magazine

There is no middle ground with The Streets. People either absolutely love Mike Skinner’s unique vocals or they compare them to nails on a blackboard. For the lovers of The Streets however, Computers And Blues sees the end of an era. Skinner has made it quite clear that this will be the last Streets album… and after taking a listen you certainly have to admit that they go out with a bang. Computers And Blues is easily the best album from their discography.

Opening track “Outside Inside” shows where the Computer part of the album’s title comes from as it reveals early on that this is an album with a heavy computerized electronic basis. It then gives way to the first single from Computers And Blues, the brilliant “Going Through Hell” which also features the work of The Music’s Robert Harvey. This is a brilliant track that needs to be remembered when they are handing out Songs Of The Year gongs.

“Roof Of The Car” sees The Streets produce another truly memorable chorus while creating a great ‘first date’ track while the melody of “Puzzled By People” means it will be rolling around in your head for ages after you’ve listened to it. The same could be said for “Without Thinking” which consists of a Boogie Pimps style of sound and is made catchy by Sharlene Hector’s terrific vocals.

“Blip On The Screen” is guaranteed to bring a tear to the eye of any new Dad’s listening, but it’s thought-provoking mellowness quickly gives way to the short-and-sweet “Those That Don’t Know”.

Robert Harvey returns for one of the best Streets’ songs of all time, the terrific “Soldiers”… a track that you will want to keep listening to over and over. Harvey also sticks around for “We Can Never Be Friends”… yet another great track that has lyrics so smooth that sound like poetry.

Laura Vine introduces a terrific R&B style to both “OMG” and “Trying To Kill Me” (the latter also sounding like a song Lily Allen would have loved to get her hands on). “Trust Me” sees Mike Skinner return to some heartfelt vocals and then the album closes with “Lock The Locks” (feat Claire Maguire) that is ironically a track about Skinner handing in his notice.

And so it seems that is it for The Streets and while Mike Skinner has been promising a new project really soon it is hard to imagine that he will release anything that is good as Computers And Blues. This has to be one of the albums of the year.

Rating: 5/5