Tagged: Peter Stormare

Penguins Of Madagascar

Summary: You’ve all come to know the cute but wise-cracking Penguins from the hit Madagascar franchise of films, but now is the time to learn a little more about them as they have their own film. The film shows how Skipper (voiced by Tom McGrath), Kowalski (Chris Miller) and Rico (Conrad Vernon) first come to ‘adopt’ the baby of the bunch, Private (Christopher Knights) and also shows how in their own minds they have become an ‘elite’ squadron… who can’t fly.

Things turn really nasty for the Penguins though when they decide it is time to leave their Madagascar buddies but soon find themselves being hunted by the evil Dave (John Malkovich), a shape shifting squid who has a serious vendetta against the flippered quartet. The Penguins seem even more in danger when they can’t bring themselves to work with an elite animal protection squad called The North Wind, led by the smart agent Classified (Benedict Cumberbatch).

Year: 2014

Australian Cinema Release Date: TBA

Australian DVD Release Date: 1st January, 2015

Country: USA

Director: Eric Darnell, Simon J. Smith

Screenwriter: John Aboud, Michael Colton, Eric Darnell (characters), Tom McGrath (characters), Brandon Sawyer, Alan J. Schoolcraft (story), Brent Simons (story)

Cast: Sean Charmatz (Cricket (voice)), Benedict Cumberbatch (Classifed (voice)), Werner Herzog (Documentary Filmmaker (voice)), Danny Jacobs (King Julien (voice)), Ken Jeong (Short Fuse (voice)), Christopher Knights (Private (voice)), Annet Mahndru (Eva (voice)), John Malkovich (Dave (voice)), Tom McGrath (Skipper (voice)), Chris Miller (Kowalski (voice)), Andy Richter (Mort (voice)), Peter Stormare (Coroporal (voice)), Conrad Vernon (Rico (voice))

Runtime: 92 mins

Classification: G

 

OUR PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR REVIEWS & RATINGS:

 

Greg KingYou can check out Greg’s Penguins Of Madagascar review on The Good The Bad The Ugly Film Show Ep #111

Stars(2)

 

David Griffiths:

Spin-offs from successful franchises often fall by the wayside. Anyone remember how spectacularly Joey failed after the demise of Friends, or seen your local store littered with DVDs in the bargain bin of characters such as Stitch or Pumba who have failed to reach the popularity that the franchise they were lifted from managed over time. Even Disney learnt that Planes couldn’t capitalise on the success of Cars before it.  Now the brains behind Madagascar try to do the same with Penguins From Madagascar and while the film is likely to put bums on seats it is highly unlikely that fans of the franchise will be as impressed as they have been previously.

Perhaps the biggest problem for this film is that it follows hot on the heels of Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted, a film that many fans say is the clear best in the series. Penguins Of Madagascar had a lot to live up to but sadly fails on most levels… a fault that sadly falls at the feet of the screenwriters.

First the screenwriting team have decided to bring out the tired old cliché of introducing a James Bond style character into the cartoon world. Here it is Classified the suave talking Brit (who happens to be a wolf) who is always able to save the day, except here he seems to fail on a number of levels. It’s as if the screenwriters have just chosen to ignore how many cartoons and animations have done this over the years, including Cars 2 which was released not all that long ago. Recycled plot lines are never a good idea in a movie.

Even Dave the ‘baddie’ seems to be a re-hash of the bad guys we have seen previously in much better films like Despicable Me or Planet 51. It almost seems like the writers decided that there was no need to actually come up with anything creative at all when developing the script, that the name Madagascar being in the title would be enough to ensure that this film would put bucks in the bank regardless.  In fact the only thing you could even say the screenwriters get remotely right is that they push the edict that everybody is important no matter how they look, which is a more than worthy life lesson for the kiddies watching.

Then there is the fact that many of the so called jokes written into the Penguins Of Madagascar script just end up becoming unfunny and going nowhere. The idea of throwing an actor’s name into the ring to get a laugh, eg ‘Let’s save Kevin’s Bacon’ gets tired really, really quickly and is never fully explained to why it is there… are the penguins closet cinephiles? We don’t know because we are never told anything that in depth about the characters.

Sure some of the chases and moments of supposed peril that the penguins find themselves in may be enough to impress the littlies that go along to see this film (and most likely pester their parents to buy them the toys from whatever fast food restaurant has them on offer) but this is hardly going to be a film that even kids are going to want to watch over and over and it is bland and predictable. And well if you are a parent who is being forced to go along and watch this with your tikes be prepared for a film that is likely to put you to sleep very, very quickly as it is nowhere near as exciting as the previous films in the Madagascar universe.

Stars(2)

 

Average Subculture Rating (out of 5):  Stars(2)

 

IMDB Rating: Penguins of Madagascar (2014) on IMDb

 

Other Subculture Entertainment Penguins Of Madagascar reviews: You can hear our full Penguins Of Madagascar review on The Good The Bad The Ugly Film Show Ep #111. You can also read our Penguins Of Madagascar review on The Book The Film The T-Shirt.

Trailer:

The Last Stand

Summary: After leaving his LAPD narcotics post following a bungled operation that left him wracked with remorse and regret, Sheriff Ray Owens (Schwarzenegger) moved out of Los Angeles and settled into a life fighting what little crime takes place in sleepy border town Sommerton Junction. But that peaceful existence is shattered when Gabriel Cortez (Eduardo Noriega), the most notorious, wanted drug kingpin in the western hemisphere, makes a deadly yet spectacular escape from an FBI prisoner convoy. With the help of a fierce band of lawless mercenaries led by the icy Burrell (Peter Stormare), Cortez begins racing towards the US-Mexico border at 250 mph in a specially-outfitted Corvette ZR1 with a hostage in tow.

Year: 2013

Australian Cinema Release Date: 21st February, 2013

Australian DVD Release Date: TBA

Country: USA

Director: Jee-woom Kim

Screenwriter: Andrew Knauer, Jeffrey Nachmanoff, George Nolfi

Cast: Jaimie Alexander (Sarah Torrance), Rio Alexander (Faceburn), John Patrick Amedori (Agent Mitchell), Chris Browning (Pony Tail), James Burnett (Poyo), Richard Dillard (Irv), Eddie J. Fernandez (Agent McKay), Tait Fletcher (Eagen), Zach Gilford (Jerry Bailey), Lois Geary (Mrs. Salazar), Matthew Greer (Sam), Luis Guzman (Mike Figuerola), Daniel Henney (Phil Hayes), Kent Kirkpatrick (Agent Korman), Johnny Knoxville (Lewis Dinkum), Sonny Landham (Henry), Christiana Leucas (Christie), David Midthunder (Cohan), Eduardo Noriega (Gabriel Cortez), Kristen Rakes (Agent Devers), Genesis Rodriguez (Agent Ellen Richards), Rodrigo Santoro (Frank Martinez), Arnold Schwarznegger (Ray Owens), Mark Sivertsen (Bucho), Harry Dean Stanton (Mr. Parsons), Peter Stormare (Burrell), Jermaine Washington (McCesson), Forest Whitaker (Agent John Bannister), Kevin Wiggins (Chief Elkins)

Runtime: 107 mins

Classification:MA15+

Dave Griffiths’s ‘The Last Stand’ Review: 

Please check Dave Griffiths’s review of ‘The Last Stand’ that is available on the Helium Entertainment Channel.

Other Subculture Media Reviews of ‘The Last Stand′: Check Episode #21 of our The Good The Bad The Ugly Podcast for a more in-depth review of ‘The Last Stand’.

Rating: 3.5/5

IMDB Rating:The Last Stand (2013) on IMDb

Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters

Summary: After getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell bent on retribution. Now, unbeknownst to them, Hansel and Gretel have become the hunted, and must face an evil far greater than witches… their past.

Year: 2013

Australian Cinema Release Date: 7th February, 2013

Australian DVD Release Date: TBA

Country: USA, Germany

Director: Tommy Wirkola

Screenwriter: Tommy Wirkola

Cast: Gemma Arterton (Gretel), Rainer Bock (Mayor Engleman), Alea Sophia Boudodimos (Young Gretel), Robin Atkin Downes (Edward (voice)), Cedric Eich (Young Hansel), Famke Janssen (Muriel), Kathrin Kuhnel (Adrianna), Jeppe Laursen (Tracker William), Thomas Mann (Ben), Derek Mears (Edward), Jeremy Renner (Hansel), Christian Rubeck (Tracker Jonathan), Peter Stormare (Sherriff Berringer), Bjorn Sundquist (Jackson), Phila Viitala (Mina), Lucy Ella von Scheele (Mary Behlmer)

Runtime: 88 mins

Classification:MA15+

Dave Griffiths’s ‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Review: 

To read Dave’s review of ‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’ review please check the Helium Entertainment Channel

Other Subculture Media Reviews of ‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters′: Check Episode #19 of our The Good The Bad The Ugly Podcast for a more in-depth review of ‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’.

Rating: 2.5/5

IMDB Rating:Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) on IMDb